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Name
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Horatio Ulysses Montegue Bertrand Uriah Godfrey the Second.
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Occupation
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Retired cavalry officer and Knight of the Order of Pugnacious.
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Likes
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A challenge...so long as it involves eating, drinking and snoozing.
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Dislikes
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Liars, cheats and getting up before midday.
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Favourite Animal
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Likes most animals; especially those that come with mint sauce and gravy.
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Favourite Pastime
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Did I mention eating?
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Best Idea
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'Anyone fancy a spot of lunch?'
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Worst Idea
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During the siege of Calamity Castle, Sir Horatio led a party of soldiers, disguised as women, to the back gate. He asked to be let in, claiming they had brought food and drink, but their baskets were really hiding their swords and knives. It was a good plan, except the defenders had never seen a woman with a large, curly moustache before. Sir Horatio and his men had to run away as fast as their dresses would allow, dodging arrows all the way.
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